It's A Conspiracy

"It is a writer's greatest pleasure to hear that someone was kept up until the unholy hours of the morning reading one of his books. It goes back to authors being terrible people who delight in the suffering of others. Plus, we get a kickback from the caffeine industry."

Proof - THEY want me to be short tempered through lack of sleep...

Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians by Brandon Sanderson
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